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    how to become your own father and son..

    How to become your own father and son!

    First marry a widow with a grown up duaghter.

    Then your father must marry your stephduaghter.

    Then you and your wife will be parents in law to your father, then your wifes daughter must get a son.

    Then the boy will be your brother, because he is your fathers son.

    But he is also the son to your wifes duaghter, and therefore your wife will be the boy's grandma, and you will be grandad to your brother.'

    Then you and your wife must get a boy, then he will be your fathers brother in law.

    Your son's stephsister is then also his gradma - because your father is his grandad.

    Your father is then your kid's brother in law, becuase his sister is your fathers wife.

    You are then brother to your own son.

    Your son is your grandma's nephew and you are grandad to yourself.

    You are brother to your father and also both son and dad to him.

    Your wife is then your stephmother, mother, sister in law and stephduaghter.

    THEN YOU ARE FATHER TO YOURSELF!!


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    Wow- what a paradox...eew incest! =P
    good thinking

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    woah dude, thats confusing. imagine if that really happended it real life (shoked_)

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    whao ill try that one day )

    thats weird...
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    Re: how to become your own father and son..

    Quote Originally Posted by Pivot_Fantasy
    How to become your own father and son!

    First marry a widow with a grown up duaghter.

    Then your father must marry your stephduaghter.

    Then you and your wife will be parents in law to your father, then your wifes daughter must get a son.

    Then the boy will be your brother, because he is your fathers son.

    But he is also the son to your wifes duaghter, and therefore your wife will be the boy's grandma, and you will be grandad to your brother.'

    Then you and your wife must get a boy, then he will be your fathers brother in law.

    Your son's stephsister is then also his gradma - because your father is his grandad.

    Your father is then your kid's brother in law, becuase his sister is your fathers wife.

    You are then brother to your own son.

    Your son is your grandma's nephew and you are grandad to yourself.

    You are brother to your father and also both son and dad to him.

    Your wife is then your stephmother, mother, sister in law and stephduaghter.

    THEN YOU ARE FATHER TO YOURSELF!!


    i didnt know if i should post this in humor section, but i put it in the philosophy section, because it takes some thinking to understand it...
    you got that from a poem, i know my granddad had found it once


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    Wow, My head exploded in the process of illustrating this.



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    But would it really be worth all the trouble?

    If anything, you should find out a way to be your own biological father, not through marrige and such.

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    Smashdood, I seriously got a headache looking at that.

    That is insane. Who thoguht of this? I hope it wasn't written from experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toastmaster
    But would it really be worth all the trouble?

    If anything, you should find out a way to be your own biological father, not through marrige and such.
    wouldnt you just be a clone????

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    Whatever.

    To put it bluntly, the only way to be your own father is if you shag someone and they give birth to you.

    impossible, ickso fatso.

    this is just buggering up the titles of family members.
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