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    Dedicated Member Ember's Avatar
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    funny microsoft sam sayings?

    do you know how to make microsoft sam say funny things? btw microsoft sam is a text to speech program that comes with windows, just go into control panel and find "speech", and as for a funny thing for him to say, if you type in "crotch" he says "crow's nest"
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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    Mr. Important with all his fancy dancy gadgets

    I honestly couldn't tell you why I type that in.

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    Where is it for Vista :c

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    I don't think I have it on my PC

    but my friends are obsessed with it

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    I became the most popular kid in Keyboarding class in the 7th grade, because I made it say "Yo momma" really slow all the time.

    If I met myself as a kid now, I'd kick my ass for being such an idiot <_<

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    I fyou type,: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, It sounds extremely like Dane Cook's penis on steriods.

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    Lmao, that's funny.

    I think that on Vista too.

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegangsta
    Lmao, that's funny.

    I think that on Vista too.
    Probably, but where
    Thats what I don't know

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 148AAct0fM

    Google it bitch? lol Here what I found. From what I know, you got Microsoft Anna.

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    Re: funny microsoft sam sayings?

    Shit I don't see the speech folder T_T


 
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