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    What do you call a man with no arms, or legs in a pond?
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    Worst joke my dad ever told >_>''' PM me if you need an explanation of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Wolf
    What do you call a man with no arms, or legs in a pond?
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    Worst joke my dad ever told >_>''' PM me if you need an explanation of it.
    Took awhile for me to actually get that one.

    Yo momma's so fat that if she gained one more pound she would be able to fit in this joke.

    Oh snap.

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    i know tonnes of yo' momma jokes.


    Yo momma so stupid, she stood in the corner of a circular room.

    Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

    Yo momma so fat, her belt size is the equator

    Yo momma so fat, when she skydived out of an aeroplane wearing a yellow jumper, every one thought the sky was falling.

    I wont tell you anymore because they are so old :P

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    Your Mamma Is So Fat That She Fell in Love And Broke It
    Your Mamma Is So Fat That When You Went Around Her You Got Lost
    Your Mamma So Dumb She Thought A Quarter Back Was A Refund
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    yo mama's so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken
    yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
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    kai i just read a nice one... but it's in portuguese, i'll try to translate. ( mature language warning ) =O

    A guy hears a big scream comming from his wife bedroom, when he opens the door, he see a guy jumpin' off the windom.

    then his wife says:

    - That man fucked me..... two times!

    Then the guy says:

    - Two times ? why didn't you stoped him on the first time ?

    And she ansowers:

    - Becuse i tought he was you ! ... until he started the seconf round..........



    omg that sounded weird in english... w/e i tryed

    kai heres another one:

    the ONU made a big search all over the world, they sent a letter for each country leader with the following question: " Please, tell us your honest opinion about the lacking off food, that the rest of the world is sufering"

    the search failed, you know why ?

    All european countries didn't know the meaning off "Lacking"

    All african countries didn't know the meaning off "Food"

    and the Noth American countries didn't know the meaning off "Rest off the world"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barrichello
    kai i just read a nice one... but it's in portuguese, i'll try to translate. ( mature language warning ) =O

    A guy hears a big scream comming from his wife bedroom, when he opens the door, he see a guy jumpin' off the windom.

    then his wife says:

    - That man fucked me..... two times!

    Then the guy says:

    - Two times ? why didn't you stoped him on the first time ?

    And she ansowers:

    - Becuse i tought he was you ! ... until he started the seconf round..........



    omg that sounded weird in english... w/e i tryed

    Uh.. rape? Weird.

    20 people line up for one wish each. The first man says

    i wanna look like Tom Cruise


    the second

    i wanna look like Jessica alba

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    when it got to the twentyith person, she looked down the line of beutiful people and said


    what the hell, make them all ugly again!
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    Your mama is to so fat she pisses doughnut glaze.
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    Your momma is so fat, not even Jesus can lift her spirits!!!!!!
    (old i know)

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    Yo mamma so fat she could put on a black jumpsuit and play the background of Star Trek.
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