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03 Apr 2014, 07:52 PM
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate some pizza before it was cool.
05 Apr 2014, 11:53 AM
11 Apr 2014, 10:52 AM
11 Apr 2014, 01:37 PM
11 Apr 2014, 04:43 PM
While some chick were getting the D. Some of us were getting the DD.
11 Apr 2014, 05:53 PM
>getting the D.
kant understahnd %)
>Some of us were getting the DD.
How so? By crying in topics? The only way to get DD back is a wrench I guess.
11 Apr 2014, 05:55 PM
03 Jun 2015, 09:22 AM
An Arab student studying in Cologne, wrote to his father:
Cologne is a wonderful city, the people are very nice and open-minded, I feel very comfortable here. However, there is something embarrassing with my Ferrari to drive 599 GTB of pure gold in the university, where it almost all colleagues and teachers come by train.
Your son Nasser
The following day, Nasser receives response from his father:
My dear son,
I have just paid out $ 250 million in your account.
Please make us not be ridiculous! You go off at once, and even buy yourself a train.