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    Johny Jokes

    okay these are some johny jokes!

    1:did you hear about the little boy "Johny" that ate a bullet?,
    well one day johny ate a bullet then about 1 hour later he needed to pee so he went into the chicken shed, 1 minute later he rushed inside "MA!!, MA!! I SHOT THE CHOOK!"

    2ne day little johny was in sunday school. The teacher asked little "mary" what the son of god was.
    "Johny" had a crush on mary and new she didnt know the answer so he Whiped out a pin from his pocket and shoved it in her ass "AH, JESUS!" cried mary RIGHT! said the teacher, she asked another now what did eve say to adam after ther 22nd chiled Jhony stuck the pin in marys ass again she then yelled IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME 1 MORE TIME IM GUNNA STAP IT OFF!


    3ne day johny was in school the teacher asked the class to make some farm noises she asked
    Mary
    Eli
    and Johny to come up and make their noises Mary went first "MOOO" she said then Eli went BAHHH
    then jhony
    JOHNY YOU GET OFF THAT BLOODY TRACTOR!



    hope you enjoied em there my best 1s

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