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    Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    I.E., If a vegitarian eats vegatables, what does a humanitarian eat?

    Mine is: If you are what you eat, cannibals are lucky.
    Just some catchy sayings, like fortune cooky stuff.
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    What do you say when an atheist sneezes?
    -Dane Cook

    If love is blind and god is love does that make Stevey wonder god?
    -some kid that I know a little bit I kinda forgot his name =/
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by thisiskerpal
    What do you say when an atheist sneezes?
    -Dane Cook
    ah...ah-jew!... i don't know i'm not that smart >_>
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by eddyrox12
    Quote Originally Posted by thisiskerpal
    What do you say when an atheist sneezes?
    -Dane Cook

    ah...ah-jew!... i don't know i'm not that smart >_>
    no its what you say to them not what it sounds like when they sneeze
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Gezundheit?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by legodan431
    Gezundheit?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    and guzundheit WHO SAYS THAT NOW it makes it sound liek your honoring hitler

    and that cheese thing is it cus the first mouse gets killed by the trap
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by thisiskerpal
    Quote Originally Posted by legodan431
    Gezundheit?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    and guzundheit WHO SAYS THAT NOW it makes it sound liek your honoring hitler

    and that cheese thing is it cus the first mouse gets killed by the trap
    LOL, guzundheit comes from a Hebrew word!
    Honor Hitler that!
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by legodan431
    Quote Originally Posted by thisiskerpal
    Quote Originally Posted by legodan431
    Gezundheit?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    and guzundheit WHO SAYS THAT NOW it makes it sound liek your honoring hitler

    and that cheese thing is it cus the first mouse gets killed by the trap
    LOL, guzundheit comes from a Hebrew word!
    Honor Hitler that!
    yeah well hitler did things to jews that I will not speak about so he has history with them but anyway it sounds liek you are honoring him
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Romans didn't think algebra was hard, because X always equaled 10.

    If electricity comes from electrons, wouldn't morality come from morons?

    If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would it be called Fed UP?

    If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
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    Re: Funny Brainteasers/Snappy Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by legodan431
    Romans didn't think algebra was hard, because X always equaled 10.

    If electricity comes from electrons, wouldn't morality come from morons?

    If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would it be called Fed UP?

    If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
    lol I liked the last one
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