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    HALARIOUS

    In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

    The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."


    The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

    The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
    "And the rain will kill us all...throw ourselves against the wall.."- Slipknot

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    Re: HALARIOUS

    There's a thread for this, look at the top of the forum.

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