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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML
    Lmao. This site is great, nice find.
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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    lol nice site

    great find

    Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that had sex with another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
    this one made me grin
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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examinating me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

    Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML
    Seriously, lol.
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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Today, I got accepted to Yale University. My parents response: "We never expected you to get into college. We spent all of our savings on sending your brother to school." FML
    This one made me lol.

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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Great find, I laughed hard on other people's failures
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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Epic find, this stuff is great.

    Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Some funny stuff there.
    Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML

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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    I heard about this when I was listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. It's pretty darn hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by cold_sausage
    tht is a 2 word post pls add more 2 yor comment or i will report you to the mods

    i dun think this is real just fake

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    Re: Fuck My Life.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Bond
    Some funny stuff there.
    Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML
    That one of good.
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