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  1. #1
    Obsessed Veteran Adam's Avatar



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    Man caught having sex with vacuum

    This news byte just popped up below my msn contacts.....

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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    I lol'd at the vacuum matchmaking.

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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    well that vacuum cleaner is pretty sexy

    it's understandable tbh
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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    "So what are you in for? I killed an entire family."

    "Oh, I lost my virginity to a vacuum cleaner."

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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    lmao @ porkmorphic

    but yeah, what the fuck was this guy on. acid? damn i would have to be pretty fucked up to do that...

    that vacuum gave me a boner.
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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    I think the vacuum should press charges for rape.
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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    Lol look at his face in the picture! He looks so embarassed
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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    I love the reporter.
    "And by suspicious that guy meant someone having sex with a vacumm cleaner...... In public....... At the car wash."
    LOL!!! But seriously if I had a dry spell, I've always gots Mrs. Palmer.
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    Re: Man caught having sex with vacuum

    Ummm, I thought it was normal. Yeah. That guys a total fag. Funny faggot though.
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