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    Veteran Enthusiast Pharaoh's Avatar

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    FML- Fuck my life

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    Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Pretty sure almost everyone has known about this site for ages, but yeah still some very funny stuff on there <:

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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    http://mylifeisaverage.com/

    Ten times better.

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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    As Niall said, most people already know about this site, I still get some laughs out of it though.

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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML
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    You want to know the difference.. between a weak burger, and a burger that has STRENGTH?
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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
    Ahahhahaa...
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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML
    LOL. This guy failed.
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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
    Epic fail
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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    I prefer textsfromlastnight.

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    Re: FML- Fuck my life

    Today, I had a dream I was in World War II. I pulled out a grenade pin with my teeth. I woke up to a screaming girlfriend with a bloody nipple and a ring in my mouth. FML
    lol wow.
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