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    Enthusiast CtrlAltDestroy's Avatar

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    The Foreign Man.

    One day there was one foreign man. Before he was going to leave back home he went to the liquor store. He asked "Can I have some Bum?"
    The cashier said "Oh you must mean gum."

    Then he went to the fish store. He asked the man at the register "Can I have a Fuck it?"
    The man at the register said "Oh you must mean bucket."

    Next he went to the pet shop. He asked a clerk if he can have a "Cock and spank it?"
    The clerk said "Oh you must mean cocker spaniel."

    Finally, when he went to the airport he asked a man "Sir, can you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it?"
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    Veteran Enthusiast Liam's Avatar

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    Re: The Foreign Man.

    http://darkdemon.org/viewtopic.php?f=50&t=23386

    Jokes not even that funny anyway.
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    Re: The Foreign Man.

    This is stupid.
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    Re: The Foreign Man.

    Yeah because I didn't hear this when I was 5.

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    Re: The Foreign Man.

    WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
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