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    The random story

    I made this story for a competition where i had to write something random somewhere else. Which i hosted, then got kicked out >: C

    Anyway here

    Fire the jelly cannons Shouted the Jelly Bean, 1st officer of the jelly transport ship. Who was being attacked by jelly pirates, or better known as Jirates. "

    "oh my god! they're firing the fudge cannons, get down" he screamed
    The whole crew of jelly beans fell to the ground, just before being covered in hot sticky fudge.

    "We can't take much more, or we're all fudged"

    "Aghhr, it's the purple dinosaur, barnables. What do we do?" Said one of the jelly soldiers

    "Oh my god, we pray soldier.. we pray"

    A purple head came into sight from behind a mountain, soon after his whole body was in sight. He pulled out a fully automatic mini uzi and fired it at the pirate ship. It exploded into a fudgy mess, covering everyone on the transport ship.

    "My eyes!!" said the soldier, who's eyes were covered in hot fudge

    Barnables was getting closer, smiling, laughing, screaming. Stomping so hard that even hell would feel it. He pulled out of his pants a bannana, and aimed it at the jelly ship.

    "Feel teh PAYNE!" he screamed as he peeled the bannana and threw it at the side of the ship.

    It exploded into a firey mess, and obliterated everything within 200,000,000,000,000,000 miles

    The end.


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    Re: The random story

    what the shit did I just read
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    You want to know the difference.. between a weak burger, and a burger that has STRENGTH?
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    Re: The random story

    It was a story for a competion where you had to write something really random, i actually won.


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    Re: The random story

    Quote Originally Posted by acton70
    It was a story for a competion where you had to write something really random, i actually won.
    You won? The other competitors must have been really bad then.
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    You want to know the difference.. between a weak burger, and a burger that has STRENGTH?
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    Re: The random story

    No he didn't, he was disqualified because he entered last weeks. But fair doose, Conor's was much better and I know you can make better Act :P


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    Re: The random story

    Acton, you think Bilbo was on Mount Doom. There's no way you won.

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    Re: The random story

    Quote Originally Posted by acton70
    I made this story for a competition where i had to write something random somewhere else. Which i hosted, then got kicked out >: C
    Quote Originally Posted by acton70
    It was a story for a competion where you had to write something really random, i actually won.
    So, you hosted a competition that you yourself entered, then you got kicked out and won?
    I'm confused which part of your post is the actual story.

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    Re: The random story

    Quote Originally Posted by Slashed
    Acton, you think Bilbo was on Mount Doom. There's no way you won.
    I didn't win that one, because i dropped out to let someone else win, but i have won some in the past - proof



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    Re: The random story

    It was a story for a competion where you had to write something really random, i actually won.
    I didn't win that one, because i dropped out to let someone else win, but i have won some in the past - proof

    These two posts conflict with each other, what are you trying to say?

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    Re: The random story

    He posted some images guys, its all true we can all go home now.

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