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    Veteran Enthusiast Kellawgs's Avatar

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    Oct 2008

    Needless to say it wasn't a normal day.

    [center:2e5doarh]There was a man who went to sleep one night and woke up the next morning to find that his bed was in fact inside his house. He decided he needs be fresh, gotta go downstairs, and get a bowl-he gotta have cereal. When he was done eating he took a shit.

    Meanwhile across the street, a woman was shaving her testes. She changed her name to Kristian Matsson. She got in her car and drove off to work expecting a normal day.

    Needless to say it wasn't a normal day.

    She got to work and like usual, her hands began to detach and float- but then 3 hours 6 minutes 4883 seconds later, she began to feel tingly all over her body. She began to see the number 23 everywhere.

    Back to the man. He was taking a piss.[/center:2e5doarh]

    this was based on a true story
    xience is african american

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    Dedicated Member Commander Xience's Avatar

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    Jul 2010

    Re: Needless to say it wasn't a normal day.

    Bravo! Bravo! I salute you in an honorary...salute
    So get up off that slave ship..
    build your own pyramids, write your own hieroglyphs

    ~Kendrick Lamar


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