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    Dedicated Member Dante's Avatar

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    A love story poem thing

    A nice girl came up to me today.
    She said hello, and I said hey.
    Her pants were blue, her shirt was grey.
    She was truly a predator's prey.

    Her bum was nice and round.
    Her voice made a sweet, soothing sound.
    Not too quiet, not too loud,
    She stood up, strong and proud.

    She approached me with a sweet look on her face.
    Her eyes filled with love and grace.
    She walked with a smoothing pace.
    She had no shame, no fear of disgrace.

    "Come to my house, I have something to say."
    Her statement really made my day.
    And so she walked, walked away.
    I was thinking, 'I'm going to F-U-C-K'.

    Later that night I came to her house.
    Her waiting for me, like a cat waits for a mouse.
    She had a purple silky blouse.
    I wanted her to be my spouse.

    We kissed, hugged, made out for hours.
    Nothing could break this love of ours.
    We were like pigeons and doves.
    Like goats and rams, like bulls and cows.

    She told me "let's finally do this!"
    I suddenly felt inside a bliss.
    I kissed her nice sweet throat.
    And proceeded to her love boat.

    "But what's this!" I screamed in shock.
    It turned out she had a cock.
    It turned out she was a guy.
    "What is it honey?" she would just reply.

    I stood and ran, as far way as I can.
    I could not believe that she was a man.
    She had it all, a nice bum, and nice breasts too.
    But she really had me fooled.

    By Mark.

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    The ending sorta made me laugh.

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    Awww this is quite cute someho-HAD to ruin it with a cock joke.

    It was good I guess.


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    Re: A love story poem thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Marklol
    A nice girl came up to me today.
    She said hello, and I said hey.
    Her pants were blue, her shirt was grey.
    She was truly a predator's prey.

    Her bum was nice and round.
    Her voice made a sweet, soothing sound.
    Not too quiet, not too loud,
    She stood up, strong and proud.

    She approached me with a sweet look on her face.
    Her eyes filled with love and grace.
    She walked with a smoothing pace.
    She had no shame, no fear of disgrace.

    "Come to my house, I have something to say."
    Her statement really made my day.
    And so she walked, walked away.
    I was thinking, 'I'm going to F-U-C-K'.

    Later that night I came to her house.
    Her waiting for me, like a cat waits for a mouse.
    She had a purple silky blouse.
    I wanted her to be my spouse.

    We kissed, hugged, made out for hours.
    Nothing could break this love of ours.
    We were like pigeons and doves.
    Like goats and rams, like bulls and cows.

    She told me "let's finally do this!"
    I suddenly felt inside a bliss.
    I kissed her nice sweet throat.
    And proceeded to her love boat.

    "But what's this!" I screamed in shock.
    It turned out she had a cock.
    It turned out she was a guy.
    "What is it honey?" she would just reply.

    I stood and ran, as far way as I can.
    I could not believe that she was a man.
    She had it all, a nice bum, and nice breasts too.
    But she really had me fooled.

    By Mark.
    the poetry was nice but, man the end was fucked up funny XD

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    I swear to god, that second line is from the Beastie Boys, I just don't know which song.

    I really hope this never happens to me in real life.

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Psyclon
    I swear to god, that second line is from the Beastie Boys, I just don't know which song.

    I really hope this never happens to me in real life.
    Amen dude! that fucking suck big time :/

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    I was bored, to be honest. It originally was intended to be a love story, then I said "Fuck it, I'll throw in a tranny" and so there you have it.

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Marklol
    I was bored, to be honest. It originally was intended to be a love story, then I said "Fuck it, I'll throw in a tranny" and so there you have it.
    In that case I love your "Fuck it" moments cause that tranny verse was funny lol

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    Re: A love story poem thing

    The ending was pretty disappointing to me, it was all romantic and nice, but you decided to ruin it with the biggest cliche known to human.


 

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