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    Birds and the bees

    ever heard the story?
    or even funnyier did ur parents tell u it?

    well personally i never heard the full story but who here has had the privilages of having heard it face to face?


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    I really want to hear this >_> I mean come on who can tell a story about birds and bees having sex and probably making some wierd beebird animal...

    Even though 2 different species can't actually reproduce together because the sex cells aren't compatible with each other >_>


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon
    I really want to hear this >_> I mean come on who can tell a story about birds and bees having sex and probably making some wierd beebird animal...

    Even though 2 different species can't actually reproduce together because the sex cells aren't compatible with each other >_>
    What about spiderpig?


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    QWERTZ puts forward a good point, what about spiderpig? Hmm indeed.
    I have never heard of this story before, and I want to hear it

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    What about Zonkeys and Mules aye?
    And yes, Zonkeys are real, google it if you don't belive me. My parents taught me very young. As soon as I could talk they told me. Same with my 2 sisters and brother.
    They just tell it how it is, the dick goes in the pussy. Abrakadabra there's your baby.
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    Is this thread asking if we know what sex is, or if our parents have told us? My parents never told me, I just heard it through the grapevine.
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    Never heard the story. But i learnt from my dad. He told me and i was like


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flame Dweller
    My parents taught me very young. As soon as I could talk they told me. Same with my 2 sisters and brother.
    They just tell it how it is, the dick goes in the pussy. Abrakadabra there's your baby.
    Yeah. I wasn't told about the birds and the bees, just ass and titties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nev
    Quote Originally Posted by Flame Dweller
    My parents taught me very young. As soon as I could talk they told me. Same with my 2 sisters and brother.
    They just tell it how it is, the dick goes in the pussy. Abrakadabra there's your baby.
    Yeah. I wasn't told about the birds and the bees, just ass and titties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flame Dweller
    What about Zonkeys and Mules aye?
    And yes, Zonkeys are real, google it if you don't belive me. My parents taught me very young. As soon as I could talk they told me. Same with my 2 sisters and brother.
    They just tell it how it is, the dick goes in the pussy. Abrakadabra there's your baby.
    -FD

    Itz because zebras and donkeys DNA is close enough that they can reproduce


    and i learned all this by myself, my mom never really told me anything, i just kinda picked it up from school.


 
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