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    Stupid Police

    Well I got out of my 3D animation class and was on my bike (since I ride it to the college) I did a few bunny hops on the pavement before sitting on my bike to wait for my mom to pick me up (it's complicated, I ride to college on my bike and get picked up by my mom, since my class ends kinda late and she likes to pick me up)

    So I'm sitting on my seat when I see a campus police car drive up and the guy rolls down the window. He tells me I need a light on my bike when I ride at night. So I tell him I'm not riding, just waiting for my mom. He laughs and says "Not riding it? YOU'RE SITTING ON IT!!" And I'm like, exactly my point. I'm on the sidewalk sitting on my bike under a light in a sparsely populated parking lot at 8:00. Then mom shows up, and the officer is like "I'm glad you're here. He says he doesn't need a light to ride his bike at night. Get him a light." My mom gets all kiss-butt and says sorry and stuff. I ask him if I'm allowed to stand with my bike on the sidewalk, being kinda funny about it. He just says that I'm wrong and he's trying to "do his job".

    I can kinda understand what he was talking about, but it's too ridiculous to believe. I'm not on the street, I'm in a college campus, on the sidewalk, under a light, at 8:00. Pretty dangerous eh?

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    Cop's just get bored at night, they need something to complain about.
    And they are cocky, because they can carry a gun.
    Pshhh...
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    If there's anything I hate, it's cop-hating. About doing his job, he IS doing his job. Being a cop is one of the most noble jobs in the world: You're going into very dangerous situations against people that hate you (And I know that YOU particularly weren't dangerous, but the cops do not know that. In fact, I'm sure they were trying to PROTECT you by telling you you need a light on it.). By girlfriend's brother is a cop, and he's a great person. Cops are putting their lives on the line every day, and people just give them shit about it.

    Jump off the cop-hating train people. These guys deserve a lot more credit than is actually given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus
    Cop's just get bored at night, they need something to complain about.
    And they are cocky, because they can carry a gun.
    Pshhh...
    Quote Originally Posted by Leonardo Da Vinci
    "Our life is made by the deaths of others."

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    Yeah cops have two cocks.
    A gun, and a smaller gun.

    =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by stickid
    Yeah cops have two cocks.
    A gun, and a smaller gun.

    =D
    Wrong. One gun. And a holster OLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by stickid
    Yeah cops have two cocks.
    A gun, and a smaller gun.

    =D

    Hm.

    Very disrespectful to people trying to protect you.

    They're doing their job, you're lucky they wernt tough cops or they would have gotten out of the car and bashed your face in for being such a douche.

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    They're right. You poor person, you have to put up with a police officer doing his job and trying to protect you. I'd much rather have total anarchy and live in fear of going outside because I might be killed than have that slight nuisance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt
    They're right. You poor person, you have to put up with a police officer doing his job and trying to protect you. I'd much rather have total anarchy and live in fear of going outside because I might be killed than have that slight nuisance.
    RIGHT ON! Pigs aint got nothin on me ):<

    Also, police do more bad than good. It's a fact. What we need are she bears.
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    This whole thread makes me facepalm and fear for humanity.

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