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    Fanatic Enthusiast FrozenFire's Avatar

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    OMFMGMF Epic story.

    Well, my hair was getting pretty damn long. It was getting in my eyes, so it was starting to piss me off.
    So hey, why not get a haircut? Sounds like a grand idea!

    ...Depending on where you go.
    There was a barber shop that looked to be up to times, so I decided to go there.

    And that's when my hair got utterly destroyed. This lady must have been drunk or something. But considering she was busy having a godamn novel-length conversation with her friend about "OMG UR PREGNAT LOLZ? BUT WAT IF U GET FAT N STUFF?"

    So She finished up, and i'm thinking "What the fuck happened...i'll see how it looks when she dries it off" Because my hair tends to look gay when it's wet. But wow. It was the most horrible thing i've ever seen.

    Needless to say, I went to a different place, had my hair turned normal-ish again, and now i'm happy.

    Refer to my graph for a visual representation:

    I started out with what appears to be a smile, but then a tear drop seems to appear with the horrible haircut. Then the crudely drawn smile returns, and peace is once again restored to the world.

    As you can see, the middle picture represents what the drunken pregnant chick did to my hair, and the right side is my hair now. I like my hair long, but it's still sexy ;3

    Yeah. That's right.
    Better story than one of those godforsaken chain emails.

    But without the-

    OGM SNED DIS 2 LIKE 40 OF UR FRENZ AN TH LOV OF UR DREEMS WIL KIS U N STUFF oOLOLololOL XYXYXYX

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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    My hair will never get cut cuz it always turns out shit... :3

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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    I HAV A FRO LOL I WIN


    My Animation Thread :0 *updated jan. 1

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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    My hair always looks gay when I first get it cut.

    The day after I have to wear a cap, then the day after it's okay


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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Theories05
    I HAV A FRO LOL I WIN



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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Theories05
    I HAV A FRO LOL I WIN


    You should cut it into a box.

    Now THAT would be cool.
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    [center:1galr654]SOCIALLY AWKWARD ALAN[/center:1galr654]

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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    That graph is misleading. It makes it look like you enjoyed your old haircut more and more until you got it cut, but isn't it the opposite?

    I call a recount
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    He lost all his friends
    He didn't need his friends
    He lived with his mother and repeated himself[/center:16hbm10o]

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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    The straight line thing pisses me off too. Just mess up your hair on purpose, it always works for me :U
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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    Sounds like my hair, only I enjoy it in my eyes, so I get it cut when it's down to about my nose. The lady always fucks it up, so I go home and fix it >_>
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    Re: OMFMGMF Epic story.

    i once got a really bad hair cut too, but it was when i was about 9. i was going to get my haircut by myself for the first time. And surprisingly, the woman who did it was a young woman who talked to her friends while she worked. She cut my hair HORRIBLY. I went home and my dad wouldnt give me more money to go to the other hair salon. I then went to school the next day. And got majorly bullied about it. And cried about it. And went to the head masters office about it. And got bullied about that too. My dad got a phone call home about it and he took me to get a hair cut

    I'll never like my dad again.
    Hi.


 
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