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    Best Thread. Srs.

    Well, I have an essay about the holocaust to do. And I'm procrastinating on whole new levels, not previously known to mankind. It's already a day late, and I still can't bring myself to even start >_>

    So whilst thinking about Germans and shit, I thought of an idea:

    Find any article, newsletter, or other random shit, run it through a translator to go from English to German, then translate the German back to English, and see what you get.
    Often times you can get shit that sounds like poetry ooolololol

    Here's the result of some thing on wikipedia about candles (Yeah, I had no ideas what to use):

    The candle develops independently in many countries. Formed in Rome around the first century, candles from lubricant and the strength of attacks out. The Egyptians and the Kreter formed the candle of the Bienenwachs, already in 3000 BC. The early candle in an educated manner of the different forms of the natural fat, the lubricant and the wax. In 18. Century uses Spermazet, the oil, which produces by the Pottwal, in order to produce a superior candle. Late in 18. , Rapeseel oil and rape seed oil more inexpensive replacement of the use inherited century so much. Paraffin distills first 1830 and the revolutionized candle production, since it was a cheap material, which produced a high-quality, odorless candle, which burned appropriately cleanly. The industry devastates soon after however by the distillation of the kerosene (confusing also called paraffin oil or straight paraffin). This excellent fuel for lamps gave its present status to the candle as mainly decorative individual part. Recently resin candles, which are free standing and transparency developed, based with the requirement that they burn longer than traditional paraffin candles

    If you run any major news from like...CNN through it, i'm sure hilarity will ensue.

    Here's a translator: http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/index.html

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    It was actually used 4 times... Beat that!

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nev
    It was actually used 4 times... Beat that!
    Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
    Anyways nice story.

    credit to bahamut for sig
    Courtesy?
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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    Quote Originally Posted by lightnin
    Quote Originally Posted by Nev
    Anyways nice story.
    I hate you.
    =_=

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    Translated: Certified users: Alchemist7000, Belowxero, nail without head, Crimzy, more dark_emperer, Fallen-stickman, down with life, FrozenFire, Google [ OFFERED ], Inzuki, JTkilljuice, crimp tool, lightnin back, matt, MEhzs, Nev, phantomtookay, PinkSheep, Punk_Pivot, ShadowPsychosis, spazz909, xx_dragon140, Yadda

    Original: Registered users: Alchemist7000, Belowxero, Brad, Crimzy, dark_emperer, Default-stickman, Down-With-Life, FrozenFire, Google [Bot], Inzuki, JTkilljuice, KRZ, lightnin, Matt, MEhzs, Nev, phantomtookay, PinkSheep, Punk_Pivot, ShadowPsychosis, spazz909, xx_dragon140, Yadda

    I translated the currently logged on members. Brad and KRZ converted epically...

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    lol. how did they get that out of brad and krz? lolll.
    looks fun.
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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    NAIL WITHOUT HEAD AND CRIMP TOOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLZOLZOLOLZOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL-
    Pretty funny stuff, there.

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenFire
    Quote Originally Posted by lightnin
    Quote Originally Posted by Nev
    Anyways nice story.
    I hate you.
    =_=
    What?

    credit to bahamut for sig
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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    holocaust is bad.... the end..
    there i made a whole two word report and i have a cool sig :P
    anyway yeh

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    Re: Best Thread. Srs.

    Quote Originally Posted by lightnin
    What?
    Gtfo, I accidently quoted yours with Nev's ;3


 
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