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    The InspirationSplitters

    Come hither, and hear the words of the Gods TRGG and FD:

    "WE ARE THE GODS OF THE INSPIRATIONSPLITTERS AS PROCLAIMED BY US, AS WE ARE THE GODS AND NO WORD IS ABOVE OURS, SO WE PROCLAIM OUSELVES THE..." Gods of... "GODS OF THE..." InvisionSplitt...? Oh, yeah, sorry... "...INSPIRATIONSPLITTERS!"


    "JOIN OUR RELIGION AND... like, GET LOTS OF KARMA REALLY EASY... AND... stuff..."

    RULES:

    1. Thou must eat Choc Dips and get very annoyed as thine Choc Dip biscuit breaks when thy Choc Dip biscuit attempts to scoop thine dip.
    Translation:Eat Choc dips and get annoyed at the biscuit when it breaks.

    2. So long that thine stolen object does not have the Almighty colours Red or Green somewhere on it, then the object that art stolen becomes the property of thine theif. If thine object does have the Almighty colours Red or Green somewhere on it, then thine theif loses one body part. Each additional body-part removed for further theivery of an object with the Almighty colours Red or Green, will lose body parts in this order: Right Hand, Left Hand, Left Foot, Testicles/Boobies, Right Foot... and so on.
    Translation: Steal anything without the colour red or green and you can keep it, if it has red or green, off with your limbs.

    3. Thou shalt not Swear, not even the really trivial, unnoticable swearwords, for swearing is only for the grass-knolls of heretics. Not even during hex. Instead, thou must use replacement words that rhyme with the swearword, for example: Hex, or grass-knolls (Try to guess).
    Translation: Don't swear.

    IF THOU WISHEST TO JOINETH THE INSPIRATIONSPLITTERS , PUT "I'm an InspirationSplitter!!" IN THINE SIGNATURE.

    MAY THE WRATH OF... US SMITE THINE ENEMIES!!
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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Thy shall obey to thine rules with a high amount of trust.
    Did I do that right?

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Siggified.

    I totally see your point.
    Yeah.

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    ...I fixed a mistake. The signature thingy is supposed to read "I'm an InspirationSplitter!!" not "Slitter!!"

    That other one sounds really dodgy. xP
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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Thine shall correct that on ones signature and location details.

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Quote Originally Posted by Sway
    Thine shall correct that on ones signature and location details.
    You are not the first inspirationsplitter (non-god), I am, you cracker.

    See? Though shalt never thy swear.

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    I art be thy first poster in thine thread, therefore thy art be thy first InspirationSplitter, thou ducking weefard.

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Hush, thine disciples. theoretically, you art both the first ImpressionSplitters, because MY WORD IS FINAL.
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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Quote Originally Posted by TRGG
    You art both the first ImpressionSplitters, because MY WORD IS FINAL.
    Indeed, thou words from thou lips, spoken with might, are final, o great one.

    Thy shall edit:

    Thou, o great one, mistook our religion, 'InspirationSplitters' for a different name, 'ImpressionSplitters'.

    Is thou art confused?

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    Re: The InspirationSplitters

    Would thy consider including me in this finest establishment and it's festivities?
    Translation for thy n00bs: Errr...me liek wanna be inspirationsplitter plz.


 
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