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    The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    Well, have you ever been to Hooters? The only restaurant famous for tits, beer, and sports. If you have, you didn't have such an awesome time like I did. Watch this recently aired Hooters commercial

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5FGbPZNyh4

    See how everybody is freaking out for no apparent reason? This isn't even close to the Hooters experience. The real thing is way better. They should have aired this as a commercial to show you how awesome it really is.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_d9WDlSv5JE

    First off, I'll start off with the most popular aspect of the Hooters chain; the waitresses. In the lame commercial, we see the waitresses to be slim, big breasted women. In real life, we get anorexic, small chested waitresses with some kind of memory syndrome, which is a lot better, because I realize that no truly beautiful women in the world truly exists, which is great.

    Next on the list of awesome is the food. I ordered a cheeseburger with fri- wait no fries with my burger. Baked beans only. I love that. They are pressuring me to make healthier choices, which is awesome. When I get my order, my baked beans come in a hot Dixie Cup, which is funny, because the cup of mayonnaise they gave me for my burger was larger, but it doesn't matter, because Hooters is awesome. For my gourmet onion rings, it cost over $5, and $35 for a burger, which was microwaved in greatness, and chicken. It's so affordable, a bum could eat at Hooters.

    The atmosphere is awesome too. They have about 7 large screen plasma TVs, and they are all watching either King of the Hill, or Dateline. They are muted, and don't even have subtitles so I don't focus too much on silly things like TV. Just plain cool. There is no music playing, except for a random Bob Segar song that plays about every 15 minutes, which is nice, because I can hear the people across the table.

    Overall, I give Hooters an A for Awesome. I recommend it to anyone that only accepts greatness in their lives.
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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    I want to go to a hooters cuz Canadian chicks are actually hot :O

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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    The waitresses in my place are pretty nice looking..

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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    I'd like to go to hooters, but I'd be embarrassed when I ask my parents to take me there, even if I go with friends.

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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    Lmao, Hooters
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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    i remember when i went to america me and my parents were tired from the plane flight so we stopped off at the first place we could to eat and relax. And we went to hooters .


    Anyway the girls there were hawt.

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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    I went to a Hooters in Virginia before. I was like 6, and called it Hoosters, I swear our waitress's boobs were bigger than my fucking head.
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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    I heard that when you apply to be a waitress at Hooters that you have to walk to a wall and see if your boobs touch the wall before your nose. If your nose touches first you can't work there, lol.

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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    What if you're a guy?:J
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    Re: The Official Hooters Restaurant Review

    Hooters was closed down and replaced by something else in my city D:



 
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