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    24 Hours to Live

    Say you had an incurable terminal disease and you had 24 hours to live. What are the things in your life that you've always wanted to do?

    *Expects every post to have Get Laid somewhere on it*

    Here's a list of stuff I'd do:
    -Beat someone to death with a Mudkip plushie
    -Beat someone to death with a DA plushie
    -Put someone's hand under a bansaw and turn it on
    -Catch a kitten on fire
    -Get wasted
    -Get wasted again
    -Get wasted moar
    -Pretend to be a pedofile and see how naive kids actually are
    "Fuck the laws of physics, I have money"

    Courtesy?

    Yay, they're full grown now :3. I got another one, too.
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    Triple backflip off the Eiffel Tower

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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    I'd go skydiving and bungee jumping.
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    First off, I would go to my friends, and tell them that I was dying. Hugs and kisses plz.
    Then I would spend the rest of the time with my family, thanking them.
    I would not go bungie jumping or on a killing spree, as that is lame and stupid. And I know you guys wouldn't either.
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    I would snowboard like Queen Latifah.
    what

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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    Record a fight between a unicorn and a cyborg dolphin.
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    Quote Originally Posted by tako
    Record a fight between a unicorn and a cyborg dolphin.
    lol sig XD


    hmm same with fraz pretty much
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    I would rape chicks at bars. Then thank my family and friends.
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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    I'd do what Fraz said. Sure it's funny to put goofy stuff, but it's Serious.
    Anyway, I'd buy 24 puppies, make love to Jello, than ride a tricycle off a cliff.

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    Re: 24 Hours to Live

    Quote Originally Posted by I A
    I would rape chicks at bars. Then thank my family and friends.
    I look for my date in topless bars
    In topless bars
    In topless bars

    I look for my date in topless bars
    In topless bars
    In topless bars

    Hey it's me, hey it's me
    Lookin' for a girl who's about to be
    DEPRIVED
    'cause I'm the local rapist
    And the police just don't come after me
    I can feel up all the drunken girls
    I can show you how to chat the waitress
    I can safely destroy a family
    Their happy lives will be gone forever
    I can bite a hole in a girl's neck
    I can tell you how to look legit
    I know all my right's, and your girlfriend's
    And the police think they know all the shit
    Me and my friend fucked a platypus
    The event was like in a comic book
    And guess how long I took
    I can fuck anything that I want cuz, look:

    I can fuck a girl with no consequence
    no consequence
    no consequence

    I can see her face as I beat her down
    As I beat her down
    As I beat her down

    Hey it's me
    Hey it's me
    Just found a girl that is bound to be
    A VIRGIN
    It's such a small town
    She'll be all caught up in a fantasy
    She'll be thinking something like 'it's her first time'
    She'll be thinking something like suits and white wine
    She'll be wanting someone special twenty four
    years of age and a good history
    I can tell you that between the fine lines
    There's someone out there looking out for bad intentions
    I know that it's a serious business
    But I can change you in the back of a car-park


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