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    Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    http://www.myminifile.com/715YES.rtf

    I know it takes like 30 seconds or whatnot, but read it.


    We almost pissed ourselfs laughing, it was fucking hilarious. So, yeah, read it, it includes friends, terms, alaskians, mom jokes, math, the conquering of mountains, pedo magic, penis, hogwarts, and eggs.

    Thats all.

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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    My girlfriend said you're weird .
    [center:161o6f51]LET'S BREAK OUT THE SHOTGUNS WE'RE GOING TO TOWN![/center:161o6f51]
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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    RUN FOR THE EGG!
    [center:13w2rfcr]My Thread (updated 26/1/11!)[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr][/center:13w2rfcr] [center:13w2rfcr]Skype: lucienpicto[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr]Steam: _picto[/center:13w2rfcr]
    Quote Originally Posted by StargateSG
    But tell me, what is homo love?

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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    My mate said you're a fag. But she likes Darren, and said he isn't.

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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    Lol awesome.
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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    I laughed ._.

    My question is, i didnt see any connection between the alaskian bear penis and the egg
    Please elaborate.

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    Re: Darren and Lizards Awesome Adventures #1

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    I laughed ._.

    My question is, i didnt see any connection between the alaskian bear penis and the egg
    Please elaborate.
    For me it looked like the bear bumraped you, and small bear penis soilders came to take over your egg...<.<


 
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