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    Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    I have quite a few, but this one stands out the most whenever i walk past the women's bathroom.

    I was on holiday in Turkey with my family, and i just finished 2 cups of coke, and i needed a release (if you get what i mean.) So, i couldn't read the toilet signs as they were Turkish, and i walked right into the women's bathroom where i saw two old wrinkled women and we were just staring at each for ages until they said,
    "this is the womens toilet."

    I was flushing red all day long.
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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lolman >:)
    I have quite a few, but this one stands out the most whenever i walk past the women's bathroom.

    I was on holiday in Turkey with my family, and i just finished 2 cups of coke, and i needed a release (if you get what i mean.) So, i couldn't read the toilet signs as they were Turkish, and i walked right into the women's bathroom where i saw two old wrinkled women and we were just staring at each for ages until they said,
    "this is the womens toilet."

    I was flushing red all day long.
    Lol, Your a faggot. Shoulda researched some turkish.
    But no nothing particurarly embrassing has happened to me.
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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gondolez
    Quote Originally Posted by Lolman >:)
    I have quite a few, but this one stands out the most whenever i walk past the women's bathroom.

    I was on holiday in Turkey with my family, and i just finished 2 cups of coke, and i needed a release (if you get what i mean.) So, i couldn't read the toilet signs as they were Turkish, and i walked right into the women's bathroom where i saw two old wrinkled women and we were just staring at each for ages until they said,
    "this is the womens toilet."

    I was flushing red all day long.
    Lol, Your a faggot. Shoulda researched some turkish.
    But no nothing particurarly embrassing has happened to me.
    Fuk da turkihs
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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    [quote=Lolman >]
    Quote Originally Posted by Gondolez
    Quote Originally Posted by "Lolman >:)":2pgtuyct
    I have quite a few, but this one stands out the most whenever i walk past the women's bathroom.

    I was on holiday in Turkey with my family, and i just finished 2 cups of coke, and i needed a release (if you get what i mean.) So, i couldn't read the toilet signs as they were Turkish, and i walked right into the women's bathroom where i saw two old wrinkled women and we were just staring at each for ages until they said,
    "this is the womens toilet."

    I was flushing red all day long.
    Lol, Your a faggot. Shoulda researched some turkish.
    But no nothing particurarly embrassing has happened to me.
    Fuk da turkihs[/quote:2pgtuyct]
    True, But try to stay on topic or this is well on the path to being locked. Im sure Skype will find his way here and lock without mercy.
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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    >_>

    Why do you always assume ill lock stuff.

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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    Because you do. <_<

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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    Well once when I was like 6-7 and I was in the mall with my dad.... Well, we were just walking around holding hands (lol sounds gay). I stopped to look at something and let go of my dads hand. Then I just looked around for my dad, and grabbed this guys hand. Then he was like "Wrong man" . But I was too little to get embarassed much
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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    I tried to donate sperm, but missed the cup.

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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack
    I tried to donate sperm, but missed the cup.
    Lemme guess you hit the hot receptionist in the mouth.

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    Re: Embarrasing moments, anyone?

    No, the floor.


 
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