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    Veteran Enthusiast Picto's Avatar


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    Best morning ever.

    I was in DAnville with 10 of my friends (5-88) We were staying in a hotel suite.

    Because this is where it would happen.

    But since we only had 24 hours left we decided to do it in the morning.

    so we went into town.

    it was nice there, infront of the restaurant.

    I fired a shot at a man.

    the figure across the street fell like a sack of shit as his blood poured onto the sidewalk.

    We started running towards the car that had been prepared for us as my dear 5 year old friend Fred shot another man.

    It was a thrill for me, and slightly arousing. The blood, the guts, the sheer brutality of this.. slaughter. I wanted to go back.

    We see the two men on the ground, one of them wriggling in agony, his now 8 pints of blood slowly diminishing.

    I wanted to get closer as to admire the wound, but we heard the sirens.

    So we get into the car and have an orgy

    Next thing we know the police are on our back, but a friend of mine pulled out a gun and wasted that pig.

    We hid out in a bunker for the next 5 months.

    Sadly, one of my comrades was captured on the way to a food store.

    http://www.news-record.com/content/2009 ... e_homicide

    If you follow the advice at the bottom of the article we will hunt you down and rip your limbs from your body. Slowly.
    [center:13w2rfcr]My Thread (updated 26/1/11!)[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr][/center:13w2rfcr] [center:13w2rfcr]Skype: lucienpicto[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr]Steam: _picto[/center:13w2rfcr]
    Quote Originally Posted by StargateSG
    But tell me, what is homo love?

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    I see what you did there.

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    Lol, nice job Picto. You owned that random guy

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    *REPORTED* lol jk.. nice story picto.. lol.. your in Danville? lol why am i taking this seriously :3

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    I have to take your word for it. You're one cold blooded killer man.

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    I'm calling the cops >:C
    But great story Btw.
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    Re: Best morning ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by |PivAd|
    *REPORTED* lol jk.. nice story picto.. lol.. your in Danville? lol why am i taking this seriously :3
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    picto.. lol.. your in Danville? lol why am i taking
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    lol.. your in Danville? lol why
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    your in Da
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    Re: Best morning ever.

    [quote=Skype]
    Quote Originally Posted by |PivAd|
    *REPORTED* lol jk.. nice story picto.. lol.. your in Danville? lol why am i taking this seriously :3
    Quote Originally Posted by "|PivAd|":drt69878
    picto.. lol.. your in Danville? lol why am i taking
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    lol.. your in Danville? lol why
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    your in Da
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    Sparta remix?

    <3 skype :3

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    It was utterly, surely, unquestionably necessary to quote that whole post.
    [center:13w2rfcr]My Thread (updated 26/1/11!)[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr][/center:13w2rfcr] [center:13w2rfcr]Skype: lucienpicto[/center:13w2rfcr][center:13w2rfcr]Steam: _picto[/center:13w2rfcr]
    Quote Originally Posted by StargateSG
    But tell me, what is homo love?

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    Re: Best morning ever.

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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