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    Enthusiast SteelSprite's Avatar

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    Continue the sentence

    I think it was made before, but it was quite fun so i'll make another one.
    Just carry on the sentence.

    It was a nice summers morning when i -

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    It was a nice summers morning when i farted on my mothers pants.
    [center:gh9k74ix][inGeneralityForum RulesBaha's Pivot TutorialBolt's BBCode TutorialASDForumThe Superhero Collab]

    Quote Originally Posted by Arcadium
    What in fucks sake has happened to porn. First it was girls shitting in each others mouth's, now it's Marge Simpson starring in Playboy... I'm a little disappointed
    Credz to Opti[/center:gh9k74ix]

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    It was a nice summers morning when i farted on my mothers pants. He got pissed and flew to mars where he grew wings and danced with the Sun Godess. After an hour or two he blew up into a giant coke. Upon realizing what he's just done, he eats a pirate and becomes a pirate, then he goes on a heroine frenzy, and injects himself 244566446 time until he dies.

    The End.
    See You Space Honkboy...

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Shift
    It was a nice summers morning when i farted on my mothers pants. She got pissed and flew to Mars where she grew wings and danced with the Sun Goddess. After an hour or two she blew up into a giant Coke. Upon realizing what she's just done, she eats a pirate and becomes a pirate, then she goes on a heroine frenzy, and injects himself 244566446 time until she dies.

    The End.
    God, Shift.

    NEW SENTENCE.
    I lifted up the
    [center:gh9k74ix][inGeneralityForum RulesBaha's Pivot TutorialBolt's BBCode TutorialASDForumThe Superhero Collab]

    Quote Originally Posted by Arcadium
    What in fucks sake has happened to porn. First it was girls shitting in each others mouth's, now it's Marge Simpson starring in Playboy... I'm a little disappointed
    Credz to Opti[/center:gh9k74ix]

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    I lifted up the shit from my chair and found out it was purple.
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    Re: Continue the sentence

    No
    [center:3mdlh4lx]Fuck you. Cunt.[/center:3mdlh4lx]

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    I lifted up the shit from my chair and found out it was purple. Upon discovering this I had contacted IKEA with a complaint. After waiting on hold for hours on end the Store Manager at IKEA told me that I should be held accountable for the purple shit that I had found on my chair. Angry and disappointed I filed a lawsuit and appeared in court next monday. I had just sued a do-it-yourself furniture retailer for millions of dollars, I feared that I would spend the next 27 years of my life in debt, and to IKEA no less. So I called SAM, that's 1-800-CALL-SAM and sure enough I had won my case. It was the best call I ever made. I would strongly recommend Sam Bernstein to anyone fighting a multi-million dollar company like but not limited to IKEA.


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    Re: Continue the sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraz
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    No man or woman shall ruin this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcadium
    What in fucks sake has happened to porn. First it was girls shitting in each others mouth's, now it's Marge Simpson starring in Playboy... I'm a little disappointed
    Credz to Opti[/center:gh9k74ix]

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    Ok seriously,
    you don't get it. here is an example.

    I woke up in the morning and I-



    Played with my willy then i got a little -



    Saucy because i saw my mum and she gave me a nice big -

    ETC ETC...




    Ok i'll start again.




    It was a nice summers day when i -

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    Re: Continue the sentence

    It was a nice summers day when I lifted up the shit from my chair and found out it was purple. Upon discovering this I had contacted IKEA with a complaint. After waiting on hold for hours on end the Store Manager at IKEA told me that I should be held accountable for the purple shit that I had found on my chair. Angry and disappointed I filed a lawsuit and appeared in court next monday. I had just sued a do-it-yourself furniture retailer for millions of dollars, I feared that I would spend the next 27 years of my life in debt, and to IKEA no less. So I called SAM, that's 1-800-CALL-SAM and sure enough I had won my case. It was the best call I ever made. I would strongly recommend Sam Bernstein to anyone fighting a multi-million dollar company like but not limited to IKEA.



 
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