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    Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    [center:28uzknlp]My Achievements


    75

    Welcome to Hell – 5 points. Sign up for the achievement thread.
    In...
    Back To The Beginning – 5 points. Quote your very first post.
    My Thread.
    Racist – 5 points. Talk like a nigga.
    Mash your hash before i thrash your gash, hoe.
    Newfag – 5 points. Bleat any overused meme.
    OMFGzZ i love pivot, PIVOT FTW. ITS UBERSEXY.
    Rebel – 5 points. Post in a font different from the default one.
    Lol Rebel >:]
    Linguist Level 1 – 5 points. Define “field” in under 10 words.
    An open area of space grass tends to grow on.
    Get Out More – 5 points. Go outside. Pics or it didn’t happen.
    UNFINISHED
    Whore – 10 points. Put the link to this thread in your sig.
    Done
    Wrap Up – 10 points. Put on a woolly jumper, on a sunny day. Pics or it didn’t happen.
    UNFINISHED
    Myspace – 10 points. Take a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself.
    UNFINISHED
    Suck Up – 10 points. Post fawning praise of Adam.
    ADAM I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH -PELVIC THRUSTS.
    Scary Picture – 10 points. Post a scary picture. This doesn’t mean offensive stuff.
    UNFINISHED
    Combobreaker – 10 points. If you see anyone going for the Useless achievement, break their combo.
    UNFINISHED
    Comedian – 10 points. Tell a joke.
    Whats the annagram of ginger.- Nigger <3
    I Love Achieving – 20 points. Take a picture of yourself with a piece of paper saying “Achievement Get”.
    UNFINISHED
    Linguist Level 2 – 20 points. Define “remorse” without using the word regret.
    Feeling sorrow.
    Useless – 20 points. Make a thread where 20 different people count from 1-20 in 20 posts.
    UNFINISHED
    Scary Video – 20 points. Post a scary video. Post a screamer and you lose 100 points.
    UNFINISHED

    Thumbs Up – 25 points. Take a picture of yourself giving a thumbs up.
    UNFINISHED
    Horns Up – 25 points. Post a picture of you doing the metal hand thing, with BOTH hands. Your left hand thumb must be sticking out. Your right hand thumb has to be tucked in.
    UNFINISHED
    Shit The Queen – 25 points. Record yourself saying “I fuck Prince Charles on a daily basis. What-ho” in your best British accent.
    UNFINISHED
    Lolocaust – 25 points. Record your best Hitler impression. Make me laugh and you get triple points.
    UNFINISHED
    Chocolate Feign – 25 points. Record your best impression of Tay Zonday.
    UNFINISHED
    Shit Brix – 25 points. Take a dump and then take a picture of it.
    UNFINISHED
    Tree Hugger – 25 points. Post a picture of you hugging a tree. More points for bigger trees.
    UNFINISHED
    Can’t Get Enough Achievements – 25 points. Beat the game “Achievement Unlocked” in under 500 seconds. Print screen. Shooping results in minus 100 points.
    UNFINISHED
    Whistle While You Work – 25 points. Post an audio recording of you whistling the tune of the beloved seven dwarves’ theme.
    UNFINISHED
    Pervert – 25 points. Purchase a dirty magazine. Post a picture of the receipt as evidence. Receipt must be no more than 7 days old, and the date should be clearly visible.
    UNFINISHED
    Underachiever – 25 points. Earn 10 achievements.
    UNFINISHED
    Rage – 25 points. Take a picture of yourself with your best angry face.
    Clockwork Orange – 25 points. Record yourself downing a 2 litre carton of orange juice in under 30 seconds.
    UNFINISHED
    Gotta Draw ‘em All – 30 points. Make a picture in mspaint saying “Darren is great” and include one of the first 150 pokemon.
    UNFINISHED
    Bard – 30 points. Tell a story. Has to be true, original and SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING.
    Well i went to my auntys firework display ( back garden lol )
    and got raped by a jumping jack, which blew up inside my coat. and i was in
    hospital for 3 weeks and this was when i was five. oh and i couldnt eat jam
    on toast cause my lips were burnt.

    Meat Lover – 30 points. Make a thread about dirty ham sandwiches. Thread must last for more than a day.
    UNFINISHED
    Down Under – 30 points. Record yourself saying “g’day mate, Steve Irwin here. Oh wait, no, not really. Codjawankabearwellingtondooly. Put another schlimp on the barbie” in your best Aussie accent.
    UNFINISHED

    Awww – 40 points. Post your baby picture!
    UNFINISHED
    Leprechaun – 40 points. Record yourself saying “I’d like to offer you a shiny new potato for that Malaysian scarf that you are wearing that you have there young fella” in your best Irish accent.
    UNFINISHED
    Premium Slice – 50 points. Make the perfect sandwich and take a picture of it.
    UNFINISHED
    Om Nom – 50 points. Eat the perfect sandwich. Video file required.
    UNFINISHED
    Steamer – 50 points. Play any one game on steam and clock up 50 hours exactly. Post print screens as proof.
    UNFINISHED
    Shit Brix Of Rage – 50 points. This is the same as the Shit Brix achievement, but seriously go nuts. “Go nuts” definition is open for interpretation.
    UNFINISHED
    Linguist Level 3 – 50 points. Define “orthotope” without using the words “box” or “rectangle”.
    UNFINISHED
    Unfinished Masterpiece – 50 points. Post a picture of a completely non-blue fence that you painted blue in one place. It has to be significantly noticeable. Tiny specks or entirely blue fences don’t count.
    UNFINISHED
    Overachiever – 50 points. Earn 25 achievements.
    UNFINISHED
    Onionskin – 50 points. Take a picture of an onion on a bench.
    UNFINISHED
    Lucky Number Seven – 75 points. Be the 7th person to post in a successful Useless thread.
    UNFINISHED
    Pyromaniac – 75 points. Set fire to something and post a video of it. Careful now.
    UNFINISHED
    Quote Hunter 2 – 75 points. Find the video on youtube where someone says “oh, instant win. That’s a pretty chill card”.
    UNFINISHED
    Quote Hunter 3 – 75 points. Find the video on youtube where someone says “I need you and the kids to get inside this orange.”
    UNFINISHED
    Pokérap – 100 points. Record yourself singing the entire Pokémon rap from the original series.
    UNFINISHED
    Quote Hunter 1 – 100 points. Find the video on youtube where someone says “and sometimes... going to concerts at Maryruddul”. I apologise in advance for the last word. We’re not quite sure if it is “Maryruddul” he’s saying. It’s a place name anyway.
    UNFINISHED
    Glutton For Punishment – 100 points. Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up must be your #1 most played song in iTunes. You must have at least 100 other songs played, 25 of them unique. Post a print screen.
    UNFINISHED
    Soulless – 100 points. Earn all achievements. Except this one of course.
    UNFINISHED

    Balls Of Steel – 250 points. Record a video of you getting kicked full force in the testicles. You must state your forum username first (with your voice), and it must be real. No points for faking it.
    UNFINISHED

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    lol. For anyone who cares, swoosh sent me this pm 2 hours ago:
    Alright i was just wondering on the Achievement thread.
    if it would be easier if i made a topic in the spam pit. and posted all mine in there? (:
    Doing the balls of steel 2mora ;O Maybe.


    -Sam
    DON'T WAIT FOR ME TO REPLY WHATEVER YOU DO LOL
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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    Lol...
    [center:3jvto3gf]Merry Thread - mas![/center:3jvto3gf]
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    [center:3jvto3gf]Lmao, Knock Out![/center:3jvto3gf]

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    /trys to make funny joke but fails

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    I'll actually abandon the game if you perform balls of steel.
    I'm serious.

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Penetration
    I'll actually abandon the game if you perform balls of steel.
    I'm serious.

    I'll do it, I has a yootoob

    - FW
    [center:3m01loo1]CHECK IT OUT, I&#39;M BACK
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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    ... ever heard of note pad?
    Like a rolling stone

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stef
    ... ever heard of note pad?
    Seriously, a thread isn't necessary. No one gives a shit about your achievements.

    But Darren's, <3
    hi.

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    Re: Sams Achievement Thread: You dont have to comment. :)

    Err, a whole thread dedicated to your achievements isn't really nessecary. Use notepad or write it down in a book. If you can't do that then I have left this thread editable, so you can still edit in your achievements and keep track of everything.

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