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Thread: I <3 Omegle

  1. #1
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    I <3 Omegle

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: male?
    You: yes
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: bad?
    You: good
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 15/t/ca
    You: sexy?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: you
    Stranger: 16,f,fin
    You: mm
    You: do you ever have a problem with your penis touching your vagina? I wake up and my penis was in my vagina
    Stranger: do you have a vagina and penis?
    You: yes
    Stranger: is it not true
    You: its true
    Stranger: i don't believe you
    You: well
    You: do you liek mudkipz?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    kay. everyone knows the rules. now go go go

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    new one
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hay
    Stranger: how are u going to pay me?
    You: blow jobs
    Stranger: by talking with me, u dont need to take pills anymore
    You: oh?
    You: well
    You: tell me you liek mudkipz
    Stranger: mudkipz, ohh
    You: BONER RIFFIC!
    You: now
    Stranger: i saw that once in my garbage bin
    You: tell me you love the pedo bear
    You: and all of his fucking memes
    Stranger: shit, talk in your mother fucking tones
    Stranger: ur mother tone
    You: okay
    You: sweeetie
    Stranger: u mother fucking first language phobia as
    You: tell me you wuve the pedo bear
    You: BONERRRR RIFFIC!
    Stranger: i will put a fish bone in ur ass
    You: kinky
    Stranger: BONE
    You: and ill pull back you skin and stab you and fuck your kidney
    You: oh yes
    You: im so horny now
    Stranger: why the kidney?
    You: because
    You: i worked at a hospital
    You: and i fucked one
    You: it was great
    Stranger: ur dad didnt feed you?
    You: then
    You: i lost my virginity to a dead guy
    Stranger: oh, are u pregnant?
    You: and i would sneak into peoples houses and touch them while they sleep
    You: yes
    You: with a dead baby
    You: that i plan to fuck
    Stranger: sounds funny
    You: its hot
    Stranger: want to give birth?
    Stranger: ur bottom is always hot
    Stranger: can i feel it?
    You: yes
    You: stick your finger in my bullet wound
    Stranger: hmm...i plugged my middle finger inside....
    You: now
    You: listen carefully
    Stranger: looking for the baby
    You: im going to cut your finger off
    You: just bite your tounge
    Stranger: no, sorry
    You: no
    Stranger: i pull it out
    You: get back here
    You: get BACK HERE
    You: AH
    You: FUCK
    You: FUCKKK
    You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
    Stranger: hehe
    Stranger: =)
    You: LET ME CUT YOUR FINGER OFF
    You: FUCKK
    You: AH
    You: FUCK
    You: I WANT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FINGER
    Stranger: and i grab your boobs before i run into the lift
    Stranger: =)
    You: AH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  2. #2
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    Re: I <3 Omegle

    You: i lost my virginity to a dead guy
    Stranger: oh, are u pregnant?
    ROFLMFAO, people are so retarded these days.

    Edit:
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: asl+
    Stranger: ?
    You: I'm 65, chick, canda
    You: you?
    Stranger: no you arenīt
    You: yes I am.
    Stranger: no
    You: I have pics of myself at this site
    You: thatsnotsexy.com
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    NEW RECORD!

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    Re: I <3 Omegle

    Quote Originally Posted by VECTORflash
    You: i lost my virginity to a dead guy
    Stranger: oh, are u pregnant?
    ROFLMFAO, people are so retarded these days.

    Edit: [quote:3839u9rs]Stranger: hello
    Stranger: asl+
    Stranger: ?
    You: I'm 65, chick, canda
    You: you?
    Stranger: no you arenīt
    You: yes I am.
    Stranger: no
    You: I have pics of myself at this site
    You: thatsnotsexy.com
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    NEW RECORD![/quote:3839u9rs]
    Lmao.


 

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