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    5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    gods more worthless then a ice-cream truck full of sh*t
    welcome to my second list, i wont be providing many pictures this time seeing as how I'm writing about myths.
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    i do not wish to offend anyone, and most of the gods i will write about are not worshipped.
    so sit back, enjoy the ride and don't press that button.
    5 Janus A.K.A Lanus
    what was HE the god of
    doorways.
    why? you ask.
    because worshipping windows would look really stupid.
    the roman god janus, was probably the only god roman that you would feel equal next to.
    seeing as how doorways, despite what janus thought, where not that worshipped by... any cultures. so imagine how many being a god, and everyone else is saying what there the god of.
    Apollo: I'm the god of the sun
    Zeus: not much, just the god of EVERYTHING
    artemis: what about you janus?
    Janus: i am the supreme ruler of all doorways
    Cricket: cricket: *cricket noise... *cricket noise... *cricket noise.
    what did he even do?
    does having two heads count as doing something?.
    oh right, he was in love with a goddess named cardea.
    she was the goddess of *drum roll... door hinges... *cricket noise.
    perfect match right... right?.
    oh well, next god... or goddess
    4 Hr
    what was HE the god of
    blindness.
    what?... no, honestly what?...
    I'm thinking that the only reason the norse believed in him is because they could say...
    well then, you should have prayed to Hr more often. now your blind.
    or maybe he was just a boogyman, "pray to Hr or you'll go blind" the mothers would say.... maybe.
    what i think he should have done, killed himself.
    take advantage over the fact the norse gods can die.
    or start a new life, under the sea...
    what did he even do?
    he killed baldr (not misspelled, there is no "E"), so he killed another god.
    in all fairness loki tricked him, but still.
    next goddess..
    3 iris
    what was SHE the god of
    rainbows...
    also sparkles and unicorns maybe?.
    iris was the only goddess i know of that, disproves the Christian god.
    how?... she's the creator of the rainbow, therefor god could not have created that rainbow at the end of that flood.... oh wait, iris and the Christian god (A.K.A chris) dont exist in the same reality, my bad...
    so I'm guessing she spent most of here time making rainbows, then trying to find out what's at the end... its the set of the price is right.
    what did she even do?
    she was a female, less popular hermes.. or hermes was a secret transvestite, one or the other.
    oh well, next deity.
    2 enyo
    what was SHE the god of
    destructive war...
    this would be cool if there weren't already a goddess war, and another minor god of war.
    dont you think there's enough war in this world?.
    why cant you just be peaceful like the noble emu's and the humble ostrich?.
    that reminds me i need to work on the cuddliest animals that will kill you, like i promised.
    back on topic, she was the second goddess of war, and she's the sister of Zeus and hera.
    what did she even do?
    not much...
    moving on.
    1 chris AKA the Christian god
    what is HE the god of
    everything.
    his son is jesus, which is strange because jesus is god.
    what kind of redneck is god, he's his own son.
    the reason he is on this list, he kinda stopped doing anything after the bible was written,
    i know allot of chrissy's are going to say "wht kind of a faggot are u" but after all that i really think if he's going to break free of this list, we need another flood.
    what did he even do
    allot before every one currently on earth was born, then he stopped....
    still waiting for zombie jesus.
    oh well, moving on.. wait, no.. dont press the button, nooo.





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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    Are you kidding me? What is the point in making a shit thread like this?
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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    of course god would be #1 on an atheist's list of 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t. lol

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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    Quote Originally Posted by hacka X
    1 chris AKA the Christian god
    what is HE the god of
    everything.
    his son is jesus, which is strange because jesus is god.
    what kind of redneck is god, he's his own son.
    the reason he is on this list, he kinda stopped doing anything after the bible was written,
    i know allot of chrissy's are going to say "wht kind of a faggot are u" but after all that i really think if he's going to break free of this list, we need another flood.
    what did he even do
    allot before every one currently on earth was born, then he stopped....
    still waiting for zombie jesus.
    oh well, moving on.. wait, no.. dont press the button, nooo.
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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    if offended anyone, im deeply sorry.....



    just kidding, you can go to whatever hell you believe in.
    Get out. I doubt anyone here believes in greek gods/godesses/titans, but even so, not respecting other people's beliefs instantly makes you an asshole. It's a shit thread, nobody wants to hear your half-assed expressed opinions on gods.
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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    Eh, the only one that i thought was really useless was the god of blindness


    I thought it was funny, just like he's there to screw people over
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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    Quote Originally Posted by Picto
    if offended anyone, im deeply sorry.....



    just kidding, you can go to whatever hell you believe in.
    Get out. I doubt anyone here believes in greek gods/godesses/titans, but even so, not respecting other people's beliefs instantly makes you an asshole. It's a shit thread, nobody wants to hear your half-assed expressed opinions on gods.
    ok then, sorry about you not liking it.
    i hope i can do better with something that people don't have faith in.
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    Re: 5 gods more worthless then an ice cream truck full of sh*t

    Uh, yeah. I'm gonna lock this to save you from Picto's wrath, and because everyone kinda hates this thread it seems >.>


 

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