...No.

[Krustalien]

I was sent this, by a guy on YT called GoodSnacksTakeTime:

Hey I noticed that I keep seeing your name around on videos...your name seems to stick out to me for some reason haha, I thought that you would like my videos as well. If you do would ya consider subscribing? hit me back if you wanna chat

Watching my videos is like having a good snacks lol so please please subscribe it would mean a lot

Have a lovely day

=)

-Xavier

I replied:

Do you think I'm going to subscribe?



...No.

I don't even fucking know you, and it's impossible that you see my name since their are fucking millions and millions of Youtube accounts.

The chances are like, 20.000.000 to 1.

So shut up, leave me alone, and no, I don't want to chat or subscribe.

CharlieOttoPuth sent me this:

Hey!

Could you do me a super solid and watch the video down below? If you like it, you could also SUBSCRIBE? maybe? eh?

Not to shub these options down your throat, but you could also favorite it hahah. But that is ONLY if you LIKE it! : )

Also if you like this video, could you go to another one of my videos with an Advertisment next to it and click it AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN?! Because I think if you like that video, you would like what is being advertised.

SO SORRY FOR ANNOYING YOU

Thank you so much.

-Charlie

I replied:

Do you REALLY think that I'm stupid enough not to know that when I click on that shit, you recieve money?

And are you REALLY sad enough to have to send me a message? That's worse than fucking sub4sub.
This is the 6th fucking message from a bitch like you in about 36 hours.

Shut the fuck, up. Dang.

smallandlarge:

hey there Espermatazoide you might know me, you might not. but i found a youtuber you will probably like. His name is CopyAndChase! He is wicked funny and has great videos. You should totally subscribe and add him as a friend.

Check out the attached video for proof!

I replied like so:

Do you actually think I'm stupid enough to fall for that?

Holy shit, atleast make it SOUND like it's not your channel next time, ok?

TheRealChiefVlogger:

hey Espermatazoide i saw u commented on one of Brandon Hardesty's videos (ArtieTSMITW) so if u could check out my channel and subscribe if u feel i deserve it, that would be awesome! thanks so much!

also check out the video i attached and show it some love if u could!

Me:

I hate that fucking Artie dude, he's trying to be funny when not. That comment is months old.

No, I am not going to check out your channel, and no, I'm not going to sub4sub if that's what your going to ask next.

People like you send me personal messages all the fucking time, leave me alone.

DewtonBrothers:

Hey friend! Would you be willing to check out this video we made recently? It would make our day! If you like it then subscribe we will definitely appreciate the support!

Me:

FUCKING HELL.

I've just sent 5 other people like you messages telling them to fuck off and stop sending me messages.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SHITTY VIDEOS AND NO I WON'T SUBSCRIBE.

Jeez, your noobier than the sub4subbers.


...Fuck. I don't know any of these people, and I recieved all of these messages within the same 36 hours.

I'M FUCKING RAGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[Skype]

It's called advertising.

[Mheltin]

Yeah it's called advertising.
Noobs want to have subscribers by sending PMs?
They are totally nooblings.

[Krustalien]

But that's the thing, they all have like, 20k subscribers xD

[Alcyone]

Maybe they're acting like they're desperate for subscribers, but actually they have loads...


or they're gay, either one.

[Red Shore]

LOL
I just delete them whenever i get someone saying "come check my video!"
Anyone that needs to spam people with messages to try and get a few subscribers are like un-diagnosed Attention deficiency disorder victims.

They are about 70 sharp pains to the abdomen every time I have to click "Delete message"

[.Chain]

You know, Most Youtube noobs are 8 to 11, so you know, when they say "Sorry for bothering you" and "That would be awesome!" and you respond like that, it must really hurt their feelings you know........

I used to do that on youtbe to people I though were really cool a long time ago, and if that person that I thought was cool sent me that same message back, I would not be happy at all.

But w/e right?

[Krustalien]

These people aren't 8 to 11 and that's bullshit anyway.

I've gone to each channel and they are all like 15-19.

[Sniper]

i got a lot of them too lol
i just ignor them most of the time, but sometimes i actuly like their videos

[Potchi]

I subscribe without looking at their videos. If they sub back, i stay subscribed, if they dont, i unsubscribe :B