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    Dedicated Member Kahgro's Avatar
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    Yo momma

    Post some good 'Yo momma' jokes here.

    Examples:

    Yo momma is like Home Depot, 2 cence a screw.

    Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and when your done with her you put her in the closet.

    Yo momma is so fat she has her own zipcode.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kahgro
    Quote Originally Posted by Noob
    Son of a bitch!
    You called?
    OMG! What a Chomp!

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    Dedicated Member Kahgro's Avatar
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    Re: Yo momma

    Quote Originally Posted by Crain
    Yo momma is bad at raising children.
    That's not how it goes.




    Yo momma is so fat that when she puts on a red dress, everyone goes "Go Koolaid, go Koolaid."
    Quote Originally Posted by Kahgro
    Quote Originally Posted by Noob
    Son of a bitch!
    You called?
    OMG! What a Chomp!

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    Re: Yo momma

    Lol Crain, anyways cant think of any. -.-
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    Re: Yo momma

    ur mom suk

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    Re: Yo momma

    Quote Originally Posted by Crain
    Yo momma is bad at raising children.
    lmfao
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    Re: Yo momma

    Quote Originally Posted by Crain
    Yo momma is bad at raising children.
    Hahahaha, so much win.

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    Re: Yo momma

    Ok, it's not that funny.


    Yo momma is like a lollipop, she's bitten, licked, and sucked.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kahgro
    Quote Originally Posted by Noob
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    OMG! What a Chomp!

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    Re: Yo momma

    Quote Originally Posted by Crain
    Yo momma is bad at raising children.
    HAHA IT'S FUNNY, LIKE REALLY FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

    LOLROFLLAMAOOO

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    Re: Yo momma

    yo momma on a farm

    e; Lmao, Numbstro


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    Re: Yo momma

    Yo momma is so momma she's a daddy.


 
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