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    Chomp

    Ever need to say to someone that your penis is not currently inside your trousers but can't be assed to write it out? Here's a fucking great solution.
    CHOMP

    C-Cock
    H-Hanging
    O-Out
    M-My
    P-Pants

    Examples for usage

    "Dude, I was walking down the street and didn't even notice this massive chomp I had!"
    "Go ahead and poke my chomp"
    "It's hard to fap without my chomp"
    The uses are endless...
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    Re: Chomp

    WHAT THE FUCK LOL.
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    You want to know the difference.. between a weak burger, and a burger that has STRENGTH?
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    Re: Chomp

    I didn't think you were serious..

    Holy shit you were serious.

    lmfao.

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    Re: Chomp

    Whut.

    Seriously, you're...serious?

    lol.
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    Re: Chomp

    This thread is fucking hilarious.
    You made my day.

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    Re: Chomp

    "Why don't you chomp on my chomp?"
    Quote Originally Posted by cold_sausage
    tht is a 2 word post pls add more 2 yor comment or i will report you to the mods

    i dun think this is real just fake

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    Re: Chomp

    Omg, wtf.

    O - Oh
    M - Man
    G - Geez

    LoL
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    Re: Chomp

    Lol, nice
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    Re: Chomp

    First I was like -___-



    but then I chomp'd
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    Re: Chomp

    Why isn't this on urbandictionary yet?
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