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    First days of college/Cool shit that happened tonight

    I got here in my new town not thinking i'd find kids to smoke with and buy from and then what do you know, i meet like 4 kids tonight who all blaze, so heres what happened with that:

    >orientation
    >go out for black and mild
    >need lighter
    >find realnigga named roman
    >hes chill af
    >we talk, discover we blaze, go to get cheeseburger at this delicious little restaurant
    >drive to his place in the ghetto, smoke a blunt
    >come back for motivational speaker high af, walk with other freshman through town
    >go back to dorm, pass time till early evening, like dusk
    >go out for black&mild because im a filthy nigger
    >meet kid al who is stoner, kinda weird looking vegetarian emo hair kid but cool as fuck
    >meet up with kid nolan whos normal looking if a bit short
    >we all tryna smoke trees
    >al's got a dirty bowl in his room
    >scrape for resin, consume mtn dew throwback
    >head out looking for place to smoke
    >enter black people apartments/projects
    >stand in front of bush facing gas station lot through alley
    >smoke this nasty resin
    >high af
    >headlights pull in gas station. i notice immediately
    >cant tell if cop, but looks like elongated crown victoria headlights but probs not
    >just to be safe tho: "time to dip"
    >do lap around the ghetto (funky funky ghetto)
    >approach from street one block over
    >see sirens
    >car was a mustang, pulled over by cop
    >if i had disregarded those lights the cop would have seen us and busted us
    >go back to al's dorm and finish bowl ghosting it into toilet. listen to major lazer and played borderlands 2
    >had no idea it was such a great game
    >fuck yeah borderlands 2 for life
    >learn of huge rager tomorrow

    anyways yeah, im really excited since i managed to go from knowing nobody to smoking twice in one day. at this rate, i'm sure i'll be just as big of a stoner as i used to be, which means i will be animating really well. just not sure how often i'll be able to do pivots but you know im down when i get the chance.

    anyone have any advice for meeting kids and having fun in school? or stuff to avoid/should know?
    just trying to have the best experience i can and if any of you live around the savannah area and wanna chill, hit me up!

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    >tfw no green text

    Congrats man. The best thing to do to meet people is be open as fuck. Look for the kind of people you wanna hang out with and be positive as fuck.
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    yeah I don't know what happened but i found some girl's textbook and file or some shit now she wants my dick

    help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolzafish View Post
    yeah I don't know what happened but i found some girl's textbook and file or some shit now she wants my dick

    help
    you're fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolzafish View Post
    yeah I don't know what happened but i found some girl's textbook and file or some shit now she wants my dick

    help
    You're still in highschool, bub.
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    Aaaaah, why do people do greentext stories out of 4chan. It's annoying even in 4chan. Just write an actual paragraph.
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    i prefer to do it that way because it's easier to read and follow information if it's in small digestible chunks rather than a large wall of text.

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    This is a really terrible story. You should get some tutoring from neilhavkin.

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    I don't see the problem tbh, this so-called "greentext" which isn't green here and coloring it in the exact same green makes you look like an autist - seriously, don't do it - has been a generally accepted way for quoting things on the internet way before 4chen. The only thing is the way people tend to write when using >. Which is annoying, I give you that Strider.
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