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Thread: The joke thread

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    The joke thread

    i don't know if there has already been 1 of these, but, eh.
    Basicly, post any good jokes.


    this 1 isn't "great" but, i thought it up on the spot:

    "when death laughs. It can't be good....he's on the booze again."

    Sorry for it's suckyness
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    A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer.












    LOL@man
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    Knock knock.




































    HAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST JOKE EVER

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    There was a boy, 9 year old maybe. He was going to take a buss home. It was his first time tho so..

    "Ding"

    Bussdriver: Are you going off kid?
    Boy: Nah, i was just practising

    Again..

    "Ding"

    Bussdriver: Are you going off kid?
    Boy: Nah, i was just practising
    Bussdriver: Rigth..

    And again..

    "Ding"

    Bussdriver: Are you going off kid?
    Boy: Just practising
    Bussdriver: Ok stop practising it's enough.

    15 min's later.

    Bussdriver: So where are you dropping off kid?
    Boy: Nah, NVM you past my house now.
    Bussdriver: ....

    I wasted 10 min on that joke.
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    Knock knock.

    Knock knock.

    Knock, knock, knock-knock knockedy-knock.

    *Drum solo of knocks*
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    Lol, i thought of another


    Mr and mrs harrison wanted to, well, get busy, with out there son Jimmy whatching.

    So, they thought up a plan. It worked out like this.


    Mr Harrison: Son, why don't you go on the balconey and spy on the neighbour hood?
    Jimmy: Ok dad.
    he gets on the balconey, the Harrisons do "it"
    Jimmy: old Timmy's riding his bike again.
    Jimmy: Postman's coming around.
    Jimmy: Mr Norton's dog is barking at me, for some reason... <_<.
    Jimmy: Oh! The jamison's are having sex
    Mr Harrison gets up out the bed.
    Mr Harrison: How do you know that!?
    Jimmy: There kid is on the balconey too
    Mr harrison and Mrs Harrison: Uh-Oh


    lol@sex
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    Zomg, I've seen that.

    Bar Room Jokes 1?

    lolpwnt

    Anyway, my joke:


    YOU.

    lolpwntagain
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    Sorry for double post, but:

    Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Iím lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

    Made me lol.
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    lol, how many fags does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

























































    lol cheeser
    I'm gay.

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    You bitch.

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